my name's rachel and i love people
Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!
aww, someone made snow angles
Did you just.
"that was supposed to be funny but my mom turned it into a life lesson and started yelling at me" - a memoir
"I need to pass this class"
*starts calculating what I need to get on tests and quizzes instead of actually studying for the class*
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
This is the greatest place in the world. Working here is the most delicious security blanket combined with an ice-cream cone.
- Nick Offerman